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| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL |
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| Material: | 100% cotton |
| Color: | Various colors available |
| Size: | Available in sizes from S to 5XL |
| Style: | Hoodies, tank tops, youth tees, long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, unisex V-neck tees, and more |
| Imported from: | United States |
Kaden Arabic (verified owner) –
Great quality and price.
Girly (verified owner) –
Bought this in a size medium. Super soft , warm and so trendy right now with his school. Will buy more
Victoria90 (verified owner) –
Perfect! Great quality, style and comfort.
Calantha (verified owner) –
Perfect. Fits great. Nice comfy sweatshirt he says. I love the look of it.
Martir (verified owner) –
Getting this hoodie I was skeptical but it’s absolutely perfect and authentic I’ll be ordering more for my son!
Kathleen (verified owner) –
Quality is great. I’m very happy with my purchase and my daughter loved it so much we ordered a second one.
Shionda evans (verified owner) –
My son is a 4t. He’s a smaller kid. I ordered 5/6 and it actually fit him perfect.. so, I’d say again PERFECT fit for my little guy.
Maria (verified owner) –
I bought one of these for my son. Have ended up ordering one for my husband and will also be getting one for me. It is a perfect fall time hoodie. It’s not to heavy, it’s perfect for chilly weather.
Jackson (verified owner) –
I bought this for my dad. He loves it. Comfortable and a great fit.
Kathleen (verified owner) –
Fit my daughter perfectly and she loves it. The yellow is a great vibrant color. Great quality Champion hoodie for the price!
Dominic (verified owner) –
I bought one of these for my son. Have ended up ordering one for my husband and will also be getting one for me. It is a perfect fall time hoodie. It’s not to heavy, it’s perfect for chilly weather.
Edward (verified owner) –
Great quality and fits as expected.