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Some of the classics  Perfect February Its My Birthday Month Im Now Accepting Birthday Dinners Lunches And Gifts Shirts include; Sy grandfather innocently hanging out with a hooker all day in Reno. My uncle lighting a beach on fire. My cousin swallowing a toothpick that got lodged in his throat for a week. The infamous, “Cornstarch Sex” story. Amongst many, many others. edited: plague to plaqueOnce we had kids, I firmly decided that Christmas day is for our nuclear family. I didn’t want to be someone who rushes the kids through opening presents, bundles everyone up in the car, navigates snowy roads to drive from relative to relative’s house (not to mention our closest family is two hours away), and is completely burnt out by bedtime. Our kids are little and I want to enjoy this time when they want to be together as a family

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