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The gubment actually Pretty Earth Everything Is Fine Shirt has a “top secret” response plan for zombies, two actually. One is a joke based on the fictional kind of walking, brain-hungry, dead people. The other is for, what the world expects to be fungal in nature, a brain infection. The fear is that there could be a sudden rapidly spreading infection that would cause people to become blind with fury and hunger. I don’t know what code name they settled on, but Locust Protocol was the last front runner that I know of. They’re weak BECAUSE they just busted through a coffin under 6ft of dirt. You could accomplish that with dumb, robotic, undead thrashing over the course of days.
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Zombies don’t usually come Pretty Earth Everything Is Fine Shirts from the ground. George Romero is gospel and they came back when they weren’t yet buried. There’s no instance of any zombies coming out of the ground in any Romero movie. In the return of the living dead series they do, but those zombies also run and talk and can’t be killed, and the movie is more comedy than horror. Breaking through a coffin and climbing through 6 feet of dirt is pretty labor-intensive work. Combine that with undead hunger and body decomposition without the benefit of regeneration, you going to have a slow-moving, yet determined to feed at all cost, monster.
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