Pretty Earth Everything Is Fine Shirt
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The gubment actually Pretty Earth Everything Is Fine Shirt has a “top secret” response plan for zombies, two actually. One is a joke based on the fictional kind of walking, brain-hungry, dead people. The other is for, what the world expects to be fungal in nature, a brain infection. The fear is that there could be a sudden rapidly spreading infection that would cause people to become blind with fury and hunger. I don’t know what code name they settled on, but Locust Protocol was the last front runner that I know of. They’re weak BECAUSE they just busted through a coffin under 6ft of dirt. You could accomplish that with dumb, robotic, undead thrashing over the course of days.
Pretty Earth Everything Is Fine Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Sweatshirt And Hoodie
Zombies don’t usually come Pretty Earth Everything Is Fine Shirts from the ground. George Romero is gospel and they came back when they weren’t yet buried. There’s no instance of any zombies coming out of the ground in any Romero movie. In the return of the living dead series they do, but those zombies also run and talk and can’t be killed, and the movie is more comedy than horror. Breaking through a coffin and climbing through 6 feet of dirt is pretty labor-intensive work. Combine that with undead hunger and body decomposition without the benefit of regeneration, you going to have a slow-moving, yet determined to feed at all cost, monster.
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RULES TEE
| Style | Classic T-Shirt, Flowy Tank Top, Long Sleeved T-Shirt, Premium T-Shirt, Tank Top, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex Zip Hoodie, V-Neck T-Shirt |
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| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL |
| Color | Air Force Blue, Black, Bottle Green, Charcoal, Forest Green, Gold, Jade, Navi Blue, Plum, Purple, Red, Red Hot Chilli, Royal Blue, Sport Grey, White |
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Hayden (verified owner) –
the hoodie has been washed many times, and so far, the logo has held on great. The sweatshirt has also not shrunk or become less soft in the wash.
Daniel (verified owner) –
It fits great! Shipping was fast too.
Shannon (verified owner) –
My son loves these sweatshirts, so I was glad to find his favorite color here. Great quality, fits exactly as expected, washes up beautifully.
Seward (verified owner) –
Great quality and fits as expected.
M. Dean (verified owner) –
Bought for my grandson for Christmas, so I have not given it to him. It looks like it will be a good fit and the quality seems very good.
Anaya (verified owner) –
My dad loves this sweatshirt. Very comfortable and true to size. I definitely recommend!
Robbi E. (verified owner) –
Make sure to check the size chart and read reviews. I feel like this was a bit short in the arms, but it doesn’t stop my son from wearing it.
Helen (verified owner) –
The kids love the warm and fit of this sweat shirt..Good quality, as well made as it was in the past..Thank you for carrying apparel, it’s back in style.
Heidi Bridges (verified owner) –
My grandson loves his sweatshirt. It is comfortable, warm and washes great!!
Kelley (verified owner) –
It fits great! Shipping was fast too.
alli (verified owner) –
We love this sweatshirt. It is durable, soft and arrived right on time for a dance he wanted to wear it to! Thank you.
Leo (verified owner) –
Great price for champion hoodie our daughter loves it fits great and as expected.