Official Flip Flops Wine Elephant I’m A Simple Woman Shirt
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Even if he ran around it, he cannot physically hurt an elephant. Eventually, the elephant will get ahold of him, and then it’s over with. Also, it’s not the best idea to have your hands in an elephant’s nostrils or whatever. Cause you’ll be trampled within the Official Flip Flops Wine Elephant I’m A Simple Woman Shirt. What is that supposed to do? As soon as he is that close to an elephant, he will be dead. An elephant can throw him twenty feet straight up into the air. Or do him like Hulk did Loki in the Avengers movie. Does your friend know what an elephant is? Elephants don’t really have any issue turning, sure its a lot of mass. But they’ve got 4 big ass strong legs used to moving that kind of weight. Also, fucking with its tusks is suicide.
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They’re connected straight to its skull. The muscles and mass of an elephant mean you aren’t “twisting” a goddamn thing. You’d have better luck pushing an oak tree over with your hands. The elephant rears its head and tosses you like a ragdoll. I remember some late-night talk show had one of those animal people on. And they’d brought an Official Flip Flops Wine Elephant I’m A Simple Woman Shirt, no doubt a very docile one even by elephant standards. And they were jokingly trying to push it and described it like trying to push a boulder. There was no give at all, and all that elephant was doing was standing there nicely. if you’re unarmed, there isn’t a damn thing you could do to one. Try to stick something up its trunk and you’ll just piss it off.
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Its trunk alone is stronger than anything you can muster. You just arm-wrestling the largest land animal on the planet. There is no scenario where a human can take one on without at LEAST a spear. And even then one wrong move and you’re dead. 10 seconds of google says elephants have 100,000 muscles in the Official Flip Flops Wine Elephant I’m A Simple Woman Shirt. It’s very articulate and beefy as hell. Average elephant can carry the equivalent of 160 people. Your friend clearly does not understand just how fucking huge and strong these things are. I made an analogy to a human’s inability to push a tree. So keep in mind elephants do exactly that on a regular basis, maybe not oak trees but still.
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| Material: | 100% cotton |
| Color: | Various colors available |
| Size: | Available in sizes from S to 5XL |
| Style: | Hoodies, tank tops, youth tees, long sleeve tees, sweatshirts, unisex V-neck tees, and more |
| Imported from: | United States |
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Met all expectations, I purchased a large and my 10 ye old son said he loved it because it was so soft! Great material will most likely be purchasing more colors!
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The items arrived quickly and were in perfect condition. My grandchildren loved them. I would buy from this seller again.
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Met all expectations, I purchased a large and my 10 ye old son said he loved it because it was so soft! Great material will most likely be purchasing more colors!
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Everything about this hoodie is perfect.
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It fits but is a bit roomy which is exactly the fit she wanted. She loves it!
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I bought one for my 10 year old girl (xl) and one for my 8 year old boy (medium) Both fit perfectly. I have washed both a couple of times and they still look brand new. I would definitely recommend this hoodie!
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Fits as expected. Grandson loves this jacket.
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My son loves these sweatshirts, so I was glad to find his favorite color here. Great quality, fits exactly as expected, washes up beautifully.
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He loves them and says the sweatshirt is very soft inside. He is super picky about fabric texture. Great quality, red is very vibrant. 2 thumbs up.
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I gave this sweatshirt to my grandson for his birthday and he loves it. It fits great.