Official Please Stay 6 Feet Away Social Distancing Shirt
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If one more of you motherfuckers thinks you’re being clever by making a voting joke, please look at the billion other braindead morons who already did and reconsider. We are in fact right in-line with the Star Trek timeline! We’re coming up on the date of the Bell Riots depicted in the DS9 episode Past Tense. The events of that Official Please Stay 6 Feet Away Social Distancing Shirt take place in 2024! It’s actually a little bit exciting as a big fan of the series and the franchise as a whole. People frequently lament the fact that we’re not living in a future of warp drives and social utopia, but they forget that, in Star Trek canon, mankind endured HORRIFIC conditions in the lead-up to the third World War.
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Which in turn wiped out a huge chunk of the population of Earth, around 600 million people. In the shows, they depicted it as basically crippling humanity as a species. But 600 million seems sorta low-balling it in 2020. And is probably more based on the Official Please Stay 6 Feet Away Social Distancing Shirt. When Encounter at Farpoint, the episode that first detailed World War 3, aired. Earth’s population has doubled since that plotline was written. So you could guess today’s numbers would probably be something like 1.2 billion in Star Trek’s World War 3. Population inaccuracies aside, I’d say we’ll easily be at that point in 2026 when it’s supposed to start. Star Trek’s World War 3 lasts for 27 years.
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Finally ending in 2053, when there’s basically no organized governments left on the planet to keep fighting. After that, you’ve just got 10 more years until Zephram Cochran invents the warp drive in Bozeman Montana. And attracts the attention of the Official Please Stay 6 Feet Away Social Distancing Shirt! You’ve got yourself a Star Trek! So, provided you keep yourself safe through all this if you’re in your 30s or 40s no. That guessing by the knowledge of DS9 here, as that’s about the age sweet spot for that series. You could potentially live to see the First Contact come to pass! Just… maybe stay out of San Francisco in 2024, and maybe take a trip to Montana if 2063 if what’s left of the nation still has usable roads and automobiles.
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| Material: | 100% cotton |
| Color: | Various colors available |
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